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You are a great mom. (By comparison)

I got this book for my mom. She thinks it is hilarious. But whether you are comparing your parenting instincts to those of some colorfully drawn animals or moms in the news for doing horrible things to or with their kids, we can all use that kind of pick-me-up once in a while. Just a […]

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Diabolical Art Project

I got this one from my own mother, unfortunately. When my siblings and I were little and made the catastrophic mistake of telling Mom we were “bored” during summer vacation, she had a solution. No craft kits. No trip to the zoo. No $47 worth of shit from Target that would entertain us for twelve […]

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Dual Purpose Board Game

Yikerz Magnetic Board Game. I recommend this game because it is quick, easy to start, and fun. No one has to spend an hour reading instructions and then try to explain them to people who aren’t listening. You just put the mats down and start putting magnets on them. Unlike other similar games on Amazon, […]

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