1. Additional pets. The first one shits. That was expected. Turns out the other ones do too, and I am too big of a softie to take them to the gravel pit.
2. Glitter. Nobody actually needs it, and it infects everything it touches like Ebola. 0/10
3. Permanent Markers. Dry erase markers do the same job and wash out easier.
4. Goldfish. Or a fish of any kind. They don’t shit in the house or in the yard, but they still shit and swim in their own filth, forcing you to clean the tank when they otherwise provide zero benefit to anyone. Even themselves.
5. A drone. I can’t fly them without crashing. Why did I think an impatient, reckless 12-year-old would not instantly smash the flying wad of cash into bits?
WORTH THE MONEY
Solar Buddies Sunscreen Applicator
Verdict: Actually use it.
It works without the mess and you won’t accidentally on purpose spray them in the eyes and you can avoid the previously inevitable meltdown.